Madness cooking v2.0

With your last bit of money, you purchase a bankrupt cafe. Although you can't afford to hire staff, the previous owner, out of the goodness of their heart, agreed to give you automated kitchen equipment (for an additional fee, of course). But there's a catch: the equipment only works with fresh ingredients. And these days, fresh ingredients are worth more than gold!

Fortunately (or rather, unfortunately), your grandfather recently died and you inherited an entire farm. Now, it's up to you to single-handedly grow your business, gain recognition in this crazy world, and maybe even... take it over? WHAT?!

Serve madness

Serve a wide variety of customers, climb the career ladder, and create your perfect cafe that maximizes profits and attracts the most customers. And don't forget to sleep, or you'll pass out and risk going bankrupt!

Cook madness

Effortlessly prepare Michelin-level dishes, as all it takes is pressing a couple of buttons. Keep an eye on your equipment's condition and at least occasionally repair it to avoid going bankrupt!

Grow madness

You have an entire farm at your disposal, where you can grow crops, water them, protect them from pests, care for animals, 3D print meat, and sometimes catch ghosts. Buy absurd upgrades, expand your farm, and don’t forget to send everything to the kitchen on time to avoid going bankrupt!

Buy madness

Buy new ingredients, dishes, equipment, and upgrades from the local equivalent of a soulless corporate program! And if you're bored, try typing random words into the search bar—you might just find something interesting. Just don’t get too carried away, or you might risk going bankrupt!